Okay, here’s the situation. I get out the house at 7:20 AM to get the train at 7:40. To cut a long and unpleasant part of the story short, a train doesn’t show up unil about an hour later than it should (at about 8:40-8:45AM), due to a cock-up with the signals in Kilmarnock, some 15 miles down the road. Now, seeing as I start at 8:30 AM, this means that I’m going to be an hour late, all told. So I finally get into the NSB building at about 9:30 and I tell Brian, the team leader that I was sorry I was late, what the situation was and that, obviously, it was due to circumstances beyond my control.
“You could have done something about it,” says he.
Excuse me, thinks I, but what the fuck are you on, you fucking retarded jobsworth? I reiterate the ‘circumstances beyond my control’ part again, hoping that it’ll register this time.
“That’s not good enough,” he continues. “You could have made it in, I come in from Irvine, so that’s no excuse. You’d better watch yourself.”
All right, fucko, thinks I, Point 1: YOU FUCKING DRIVE TO WORK, DICKFACE. Point 2: Under the circumstances where you do get the train, IRVINE IS ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TRAIN LINE, YOU MORONIC LITTLE TWATBASKET CUNTSNOT!
Jesus H. Christ, where do they get these people? I’ll be damned if I’m going to have my employment threatened by some too-big-for-his-boots team leader and the ineptitude of Network Rail.
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Bide your time, young Neil. The time will come when he is late, and you just stand by the door, looking at your watch. Say nothing.
On the other hand, you could drag him out of the building, and smash his head through W.H.Smith’s window.
The choice, is yours.
Think calm happy thoughts…! Next time he’s a bitch just remember that bullying in the work place (including comments like the ones that he made) is a MAJOR deal in most companies. If he keeps doing it, make a log of everything that happens and what he says. If he carries on doing it, you should go and talk to the HR department and show them the log of everything that’s gone on.
If anything, your HR department will back you up to the hilt, mainly because they don’t want you resigning, claiming constructive dismissal and dragging them through a big old industrial tribunal at the end of which they would have to pay you large amounts of money.
Power to the people!
Oh yeah, and trains suck ass. Everybody knows that, even rich stuck up ponces that drive to work from wherever the crap it was.
What an arse-jockey!
Mine is the same.Looks like hes offish with me at times
Wanna punch his face…Mother fucking asshole……..
Wish I could fucking lift my boot on this face..cuntsucker!